The Responsible Rebel's Guide

First Things First:
There is nothing sexier than consent. No yes? No sex. Revolution only runs on mutual power.

Certifications & Standards:
ISO 4074:2015 certified. Even rebels need rules. Because nothing kills a revolution faster than a broken rubber.

Storage:
Cool, dry, dark. Treat them better than your ex treated you. Condoms are fragile warriors — don’t cook them in your glovebox.

Single Use Only:
One fuck. One condom. One glorious revolution. Reusing isn’t edgy, it’s idiotic.

Reality Check:
No condom is 100%. Not against pregnancy, HIV, or STIs. Life has risks. Fuck anyway. Fuck informed.

Allergy Warning:
Natural rubber latex. May cause reactions, even anaphylaxis. If your body screams, listen. No orgasm is worth a hospital trip.

Quality Control:
Check expiry. Inspect wrapper. If it looks dodgy—bin it. Brittle, sticky, weird-coloured? Bin it. When in doubt, throw it out.

Handle With Care:
Open with fingers. Not teeth, not nails, not keys. You’re not opening crisps—you’re starting a revolution.

Lube Rules:
Water-based or silicone only. Oils murder latex. Dead latex = dead protection. Don’t sabotage your own uprising.

Medicine Check:
On meds or creams downstairs? Ask a doctor. Chemistry can kill chemistry.

How to fuck right

Roll on before any action. Pinch the tip, leave room for the grand finale. Air bubbles = weak spots. Wrong fit = wrong size. Get another and fight on.

The Exit Strategy:
Done? Hold the base. Pull out hard. Don’t delay, don’t spray.

Disposal:
Wrap it. Bin it. Never flush. Sewers don’t need your sex life. Earth does, and our rubber biodegrades.

Emergency Protocol:
Break or slip? Act fast. Get medical help within 72 hours. No shame. Only solutions.

Final Word:
We turned legal fine print into revolutionary marching orders. Follow them. Fuck safely. Fuck proudly. Fuck right. Responsibility is the sexiest kink we’ve got.